The New Pooping Craze

Ya know.. I'm sick of this new trend of kids pooping in the streets beacuse it's "cool" to do so.. Listen.. I know they're young and impressionable and willing to do anything to run with the "in" crowd, but this is getting ridiculous.. I can't walk anywhere in the street without seeing some young whippersnapper defacating.. My wife and I cant even enjoy a nice day out.. and one time a kid just missed crapping on her new house dress.. if he did he woulda got a rap on the mouth from me.. i shit you not..no pun intended.. well whatever.. this is just one concerned citizens view.. -- Elmer Gross