I Lost My Mind

I Lost My Mind

Somewhere, days ago, I lost my mind,
And now, I'm in a blissful state.
Can't remember what I should like,
Don't know what I should hate.

Don't care what style clothes to wear,
Or worry about what to eat.
Doesn't matter that my hair is gray,
Or if I have two left feet.

I talk to strangers on the street,
I lend a helping hand.
When people tell their woes to me,
I actually understand.

If, somehow, I find my mind,
Lying around on the floor,
I'll grab it with a pair of tongs
And toss it out the door.