Male Mysteries

MALE MYSTERIES

Things I don’t understand about men

1. Men claim that women never forget disputes or forgive their sins from the past. Anything hurtful they have done they seem to wipe from their own memories. Yet in the heat of an argument why is it they can always dredge up things we have done to hurt them?

2. Men seem to have more difficulty changing. They often refuse to alter their hairstyle, update their wardrobe, change their irritating habits or comply with our wishes. Yet they claim they love us and cannot understand why we don’t reciprocate. Why are they so unwilling to change if it means we’ll respond to them more positively?

3. I don’t understand why many men feel the need to play mind games. Is it that they don’t trust women or do they just enjoy messing with our heads and feelings? There is no shame in being honest and upfront, yet men seem to like upsetting us by avoiding being open.

4. Men go out of their way to attract the best-looking and most well-dressed women. They expect us to look sexy and maintain high standards. So why do they get so jealous and angry when other men pay us attention?

5. I don’t understand why men never seem to get the picture when it comes to the connection between how they treat us and sex. They can spend all day slobbing in front of the T.V, burp and fart, not talk to us and swear when we interrupt them, but can’t understand why we then don’t feel amorous when we get into bed. Refusal results in them claiming we don’t care for them; do all men consider sex a measure of love?

Questions I’d like to ask men

1. Would men find it easy to accept if woman were constantly exposed to attractive naked men and male sex organs superior to their own? It seems the media and T.V. constantly exposes us to young buxom women for men drool and fantasise over, yet women are not allowed a similar opportunity.

2. Do men still believe they are the stronger sex? Is that a natural instinct or does society promote this sort of thinking?

3. Are men as much fun as women? Do they ever let go of inhibitions completely, forget their problems and just be party animals?

4. Why are men insensitive enough to throw insults at and about women, yet the slightest criticism of themselves results in a very bruised ego?

5. Do men always consider themselves good lovers? I have yet to meet a man who doesn’t think he’s irresistible and can satisfy every woman’s desires, when in reality most of them haven’t got a clue.