Daisy's Big Adventure

Disclaimer: I made this. Well, Kevin gave me an enemy to deal with... Just kidding.

Daisy Wei

Daisy. The definition: A clever dog with an annoying attitude. Example: A dangerous dog, currently living in the house of Erin and Kevin Wei. Her name: Daisy Wei.

Yes, this definitely fit for an average Daisy Wei. Only one out of a million dogs could be a Daisy Wei. Daisy Wei is unique, but special? The answer: no. Have you ever met a dog that seemed to act like a human? Most people have. This dog, this Daisy Wei dog, resembles an annoying yet clever girl named Christina.

It all started one day. Daisy Wei was left out in the rain. Poor dog, people would say, watching Daisy whine and scratch at the door, hoping her owners would come back. But Erin and Kevin didn't call it a poor dog. They left her out there on purpose. It was her punishment.

Kevin looked outside at the rainy sky, and sighed. He closed his eyes, remembering how the afternoon had gone.

{Flashback}
"Can someone help me with this Cello?" Christina peered out, hoping to see Kevin. She hit the jackpot.

Kevin opened the door, and almost hit Christina.

"Geez, Kevin, you almost hit me! You might've even killed me!"

Kevin glared coldly at Christina. Something was up. What was it? She looked wet, she had dimples in her cheek because she was smiling... Wait! Smiling! That's it! No one ever smiled at Kevin Wei, the greedy millionaire, who had one too many adventures.

"I wish I killed you."

He looked around. Everyone was laughing. He felt happy that he had insulted Christina, but he wished he really had killed her. It was a pity, but at least he embarrassed her.

{End of Flashback}

Kevin leaned back, snickering to himself. He made a pattern. Small snicker, small snicker, loud snicker, extreme loud snicker, and when Erin stared at Kevin, back to small snicker. He continued, finding this pattern amusing. Suddenly, it hit him!

"Erin!"

"WHAT?! STOP SNICKERING!"

"No, it's not about my snickering. I'll stop. I've got a brilliant idea!"

Erin glared at him. "If this is about tying me up on the Wheel of Misfortune, don't try it."

Kevin took a deep breath, and sighed. "Aw man, just one more time? Please?"

"Can't you find anything better to do?"

Kevin sighed again, and laid down. Then the idea hit him again!

"Erin!"

"WHAT?! STOP SNICKERING!"

"No, it's not about my snickering. I'll stop. I've got a better brilliant idea!"

Erin glared at him. "I have a feeling we're about to repeat this thing again."

"Well, we're not. This idea will blow Daisy's fur off."

Daisy started whining even louder, and half of her fur blew off. Erin looked at her in pity.

"The thing is, I hate Christina so much, I want to kill her."

"Okay. As your motto goes, 'Kill whoever stands in your goal.' Well, you always listen to your motto. Go for it." Erin advised him.

"No, no, no, not that. I mean, I want to bury her alive for 1 year, that way I won't have to put up with her. And, I was thinking about Daisy. She acts just like Christina, except for the fact that she's a dog."

Erin stared at him, completely bewildered. "I think I get what you mean. You mean, you want to bury Christina for one whole year, and replace her with a Daisy Wei?"

Kevin held his breath. This was harder than he thought. "Erin, you have to work with me. No one will find out, unless you betray me. Please? I won't be greedy anymore."

Erin thought about it for exactly 1 minute and 2 seconds. "I can tell you're going to break that promise within a few seconds."

Then she thought for another minute or so. "Okay, but if we get in trouble, I'll blame it on you."

Kevin let out his breath. "Thanks Erin. The first test will come tomorrow at school. Got that?"

Erin nodded. She had also been through so many adventures, that this wasn't new. Well, the fact about burying someone alive and replacing them with a dog was new, but this type of feeling was old.

The next day at school, Erin and Kevin nodded. They guided Daisy out, and looked at Daisy approvingly. They had covered up the face and the hair, and they had trained Daisy to walk a few steps before crawling. Daisy leaped out of the car and forgot her training when she saw so many kids. Mitch looked over, and said, "Hi Christina! What's with the crawling position? Aren't you going to say 'Hi' back?"

Daisy completely ignored Mitch, and ran after a fat girl with jewlery all over. This fat girl was also snotty, so Erin and Kevin let go of Daisy.

"Ha!" Kevin pointed directly at that girl. "Ha, ha!"

Mitch squinted at Kevin suspiciously. "You never laugh at Christina. What's up with you?"

Kevin gagged. That was true. He hated Christina. He glared at Mitch, hating her for being suspicious. "She'd better not spread this around," Kevin thought.

Erin tried to look casual, but this was an impossible task; she had a feeling that they were going to be caught. She asked Mitch, "Does Christina look any more different to you? Does she look like a dog to you?"

Mitch spared a glance at Erin. She looked over at the so-called Christina, and examined her carefully. 1 second, 2 seconds, 3 seconds... Erin held her breath. Kevin held her breath. Daisy held her breath, but only because she was choking on the fat girl's shiny bracelet. Mitch then looked at Erin, as if seeing who was guilty.
Mitch took a deep breath. "So, did you bury Christina alive and replace her with a dog that holds a close resemblance to her?"

Kevin stepped toward Mitch's back, holding a sharp piece of glass. But Mitch didn't notice. She continued chatting. "Ha! That's hilarious! Christina, a dog! No way! She acts like that every morning! She always ignore me to look cool! There is no way whatsoever that she is a cuddly little dog that holds a close resemblance to her! Well, thanks for the joke! You just made my day!" She winked at Erin, and smiled at Kevin.

Kevin took a minute to digest this wonderous clue. If Mitch didn't notice a thing, then the other girls wouldn't! If one of them noticed, then the others would assure her that Christina was perfectly normal. Then, he thought about what Mitch said. Christina ignores people? Ha, a stroke of luck that Daisy never barked. She only growled. And as for the teachers? Christina was always a chatterbox, but the teachers might as well believe she changed. And Mitch thought that Christina could never be a dog!

Suddenly, Kevin realized something. He turned towards Mitch's back. He watched her walk back. She had done something that was illegal in the Kevin law. Something that she would regret... That's it! She smiled at him! No one smiles at Kevin Wei! He glared venomously at the distant Mitch, wishing that he had stabbed her in the back.

Erin seemed to realize what Kevin was thinking about. She gripped his arm tightly, holding him back.

"Kevin! Not right now, come on! I've gotta go to my class, and you have to go to yours. Remember, watch Daisy, and make sure no one gets suspicious. If they do, then lead a chant saying, 'Christina is not a dog!' Got that?"

Kevin nodded, and released the shard of glass reluctantly. "Alright, alright. But afterschool, I get to kill Mitch!"

Afterschool, Erin walked Daisy back home. Kevin was at school, trying to find Mitch so he could kill her. Erin looked at Daisy's mouth for the first time, and saw that Daisy was carrying an envelope.

"Huh?" Erin examined it carefully. "Angela's Birthday Party?

"Angela invites Christina Sata to her sleepover party? This is bullcrap!" Erin tried to throw it away, but then she remembered that Daisy was Christina.

Back at home...

"Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! What are we going to do? Angela invited Christina to her birthday party! It's a sleepover! They're going to find out that the so-called Christina is Daisy!"

Kevin yawned. "So? What are they going to do about it?"

Erin stared at Kevin incrediously.

"Have you forgotten? Daisy is Christina?"

Kevin looked at Erin. "Don't you get it? They can't find out! They're too dumb. Besides, if they do find out, they'd think Daisy as an adorable dog. They won't care who sent her!"

Erin looked at Kevin. "You're right! Now let's send Daisy over!"

"Yay!" They slapped hands together.

At Angela's party...

"Christina! I'm so glad you could come!"

Daisy rushed straight past Angela.

"Hey! Where's my birthday gift?"

A chorus of girls joined in. "Yeah, Christina, that's not very nice."

Daisy howled. The girls screamed with laughter. "Christina, you're faking about crying again. You're a great faker."

Daisy sat up and scratched herself behind her ear. Fortunately, the hood didn't fall off.

The party went smoothly, and no one noticed anything abnormal about Daisy, at least, until the sleepover.

"Christina, you smell bad. Come on, it's your turn to take a shower now. Did you bring your own toothbrush?"

Daisy stared at them before she started towards the toilet. Lapping up a few drops of water, everyone was shocked.

"Eww!" All the girls exclaimed, except for one.

"Hey! Angela dared me to drink out of the toilet! She was talking to me! Only me! Not you, Christina! Get out!"

Daisy jumped on top of Angela and sniffed the perfume on Angela. Angela screamed.

"Get off, Christina! You know I hate it when you do that! Get off!" She pushed the hood off of Daisy, and Daisy's face was revealed.

"AHHHH!!!" The girls screamed.

"You're a dog!" Angela exclaimed.

It looked like Daisy would be found out, and it'd be all over. But Angela continued on. "You're born in the year of Dog, according to this Chinese Zodiac!"

Daisy barked in reply. She wasn't happy.

The next morning, Erin came to pick Daisy up.

Angela's mom didn't notice a thing, either. "Well, Erin, Christina was a pleasure to have. She was a bit noisy, but otherwise, better than the other girls."

Erin smiled. "Thank you, Mrs Angela's mom."

Angela's mom smiled back. "You're welcome, Erin."

Back at home...

"And they were so stupid! They thought I was Christina's little sister! Ha! Daisy's whole face and half of her legs were revealed, and they continued to put make-up on her! They still thought she was Christina!"

Erin and Kevin laughed.

Erin wiped away a happy tear. "Oh, by the way, Kevin, where's the real Christina?"

Kevin stiffened. "Oh, umm... This'll be hard to explain. Um, I tried to put her in the pit, but she rolled over the cliff instead."

Erin frowned. "Wait a minute... There wasn't a cliff anywhere near the pit! Did you do that on purpose?"

Kevin bowed his head.

Erin added lightly, "Oh well... No one will notice a single thing."

And she was right, because it's been 3 years since that happened, and no one noticed a thing.

Author's Note: And... that's Daisy's Big Adventure, I guess.