My computer tells me who stole ...

My computer tells me who stole the V.P.'s cheese:

I once knew a mouse that knew Bush,
who shook with a hush and a shush:
"You must'nt tell Cheney
that old crusty meanie
or he'll unplug my tail from my tush."

© Kåre Enga

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Prompt was: item = (computer) mouse; emotion = terror
note: I've heard Cheney pronounced in different ways ...
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