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Content Rating Notice: Recommended for Readers 18 Years and Older Only

>> Static Item >> Poetry >> Comedy >> ID #1176580 | Show Details

Caught in the act - A bit on the side

Adult humour

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Caught in the act - A bit on the side

The screech of tyres on the gravel drive
Get under the bed she screamed, I dive
He’s back the scheming bastard, she cried
I’m having a rest in bed, she lied.

Under the covers all happy, inflated
Under the bed all dust, deflated

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