The Story of DoodleMan

This story was created by WDC members posting captions in an In&Out called Doodleman.
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The story seems to be about Stanley and Missy and some clickbeetles and the El Pesto Roach Wagon...
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Doodle #1 ...
In the middle of the night, a tall, lanky-looking man stood at Missy's bedroom door, and peered in with his protruding fish eyes.
_____FungWan


Doodle #2 ...
"Oh my God!" Missy screamed. "Stanley.... is that you? What happened?"
_____Bella Bunny


Doodle #3 ...
"Santa brought me what I've always wanted! A toupee! But it's ticking...like a bomb! Oh well, hair today, gone tomorrow."
_______ImpulseZip


Doodle #4 ...
"Hello? Hi, I didn't order the hair with the nervous tic."
_______Mrs. Whatsit


Doodle #5 ...
"Yeah, sorry. We've had some complaints ever since the clickbeetle invasion."
_______Ravenwand, Rising Star!


Doodle (#6)...
"You better rectify the situation, or I'm shoving this chocolate bar in my ear... Don't test me, I'LL DO IT!"
_______Ravenwand, Rising Star!


Doodle (#7)...
"Stanley, stop jumping around, I can see Uranus"
_______SamLBInj The Biker Poet


Doodle (#8)...
"Stanley," Missy insisted, "control yourself or I'm going to have to use THIS to plug up your little problem. You can bet you'll wake the neighbors again too."
_______Mark


Doodle (#9)...
"He ate anchovies today. So now we have to avenge them. Onward bugs."
_______Crimson Goth


Doodle (#10)...
This entitles the bearer to one free deluxe dinner at El Pesto Roach Wagon
_______dmack


Doodle (#11)...
Having sniffed the pepper, Missy waited for the sneeze.
_______spinsky


Stanley pretended to read the menu while Missy blathered on and on, what happened to the girl he married? What did his future look like? What the hell were cojones frijole?
_______Dale Arthur


Doodle (#12)...
Is that a gun in your hand or are you just happy to see me?
_______elusive ennui warm inside


Doodle (#13)...
FINE, FINE! I SURRENDER! Now will you put down that water gun and telescope? You know I'm allergic to cheap thrills.
_______deniseeeee


Doodle (#14)...
“I think if we can just twist this one a little bit more counter clockwise his antenna will pop up”
_______SamLBInj The Biker Poet


Doodle (#15)...
"I can't keep my arm up, anymore. Could you point for the next six months?"
_______Anne Light


Doodle (#16)...
The foreplay went horribly awry when Missy's exuberant lips somehow osmotically drained Stanley of any discernable brain wave activity.
_______destinydances ~ mail 200% full