You Lied To Me Again

            You Lied To Me Again

You said I was the one for you,
You failed to mention the other two,
Or three, or four, or even more.
You lied to me again.
It ought to be a sin
The way you took me in,
You lied to me again.

You said before we married that you
    Were an excellent cook,
So how come when you boil some water
    You have to use a book?
You lied to me again.

You said before we married that you'd
    Never had a child.
So who called you mommy as we
    Were walking down the aisle?
You lied to me again.

You said I was the only man
    That you ever knew,
So how come on our wedding night
    The desk clerk winked at you?
You lied to me again.

You said you always turned down dates to
    Stay home with your mother,
Now I learn you never turned down
    Nothing but the cover.
You lied to me again.

It ought be a sin
The way you took me in,
You lied to me again.

                  rlkilgore