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  >> Static Item >> Lyrics >> Holiday >> ID #1182702  |   Show DetailsPrinter Friendly Page Tell A Friend
Santa's Hot Tub
Christmas Parody (to the tune of "Little Drummer Boy") Santa's morning after....
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Santa's Hot Tub

Come, we told him, duh rub a dub dub
Get in the hot tub please, duh rub a dub dub
Your rubber ducky's here, duh rub a dub dub
Santa, lets have some cheer, duh rub a dub dub
rub a dub dub, rub a dub dub
Come join us elves, duh rub a dub dub
                    in your tub.

Dear Santa Clause, duh rub a dub dub
It's time to take a pause, duh rub a dub dub
Hot buttered rum to share, duh rub a dub dub
and much more if you dare, duh rub a dub dub
rub a dub dub, rub a dub dub
Soak all the soot off too, duh rub a dub dub
                    in your tub.

Then Mrs. Clause, duh rub a dub dub
She joined, with elves applause, duh rub a dub dub
she rubbed his back for him, duh rub a dub dub
She did her best for him, duh rub a dub dub
rub a dub dub, rub a dub dub
Then his dreams came true, duh rub a dub dub
                    in his tub.
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