Santa Hangs at the Playboy Mansion

Santa Hangs at the Playboy Mansion (Parody to "A Winter Wonderland")


All the girls, they are honey's,
And quite a few, Playboy Bunny's,
At the mansion tonight,
The party's out of site,
And everyone is happy that they're there.

Old Santa has Hugh's bottle of Viagra.
I think he's taken maybe four or five.
All the women freaked and took off running
'Cause Santa started screaming "It's alive!"

On the bed, it was spinning,
And the girls, were all grinning,
Then old Santa came in,
With his bottle of gin,
Walking around in womens underwear.

Well all the girls really liked old Santa,
He always brought them fun and playful toys,
The buzzing ones that work with batteries,
As some men don't know what a girl enjoys.

Well the time, it was midnight,
And the deer, told to sit tight,
All the kiddies would wait
Santa's with a playmate,
And Christmas has been canceled for this year.

Written and Experienced By
S.S. Wieczorek