The Office Christmas Party

The Office Christmas Party

Standin' around the Christmas tree
with the same old office bunch.
Bored to death, I wanted to flee
until someone spiked the punch.

Singin' around the Christmas tree
everybody holds their ears.
Another round of tasty punch
while I spread the party cheer.

(chorus)
I tend to get a little rowdy
feeling . . . when I drink,
and shout "Come on, let's celebrate.
Deck those halls, I'm feeling great!"

Dancin' around the Christmas tree
with a lampshade on my head.
Co-workers point and laugh with glee
as I turn their faces red.

Chasin' around the Christmas tree
with mistletoe in my teeth.
My naked butt on the copier
and around my neck a wreath.

(chorus)
I tend to get a little rowdy
feeling . . . when I drink,
and shout "Come on, let's celebrate.
Deck those halls, I'm feeling great!"

Fallin' into the Christmas tree
I lay with a drunken grin.
Too much to drink, I'm wondering if
I'll ever showwwww .... my ..... face .... a....gain.