Christmas Parody # 3

Parody, to the tune of---I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day


I felt the urge on Christmas Day
To run to the toilet far away,
This urge is sweet, my words repeat
Of poop on earth, and relief to men.

I thought as now this day had come,
Then I couldn’t go, and then was bummed
Had waited so long, how did it go wrong?
No poop on earth, or relief to man.

And in despair I bowed my rear;
"There is no poop on earth," I fear
For urge is strong and mocks the song
Of poop on earth, and relief to men.

Then I pealed off my undies, yes it’s time
"Poop is not dead.” So I won’t whine
I shall not fail, I will prevail!
With poop on earth, and relief to men."


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