Who is the Story Mistress?

Who is the Story Mistress?

I locked myself in the closet and the lights are dimmed real low, I’m a little paranoid of all the mysterious behavior I’ve been unraveling here. I have just found out this site is run by a women going by the nickname of, get this, The StoryMistress I’m not to sure of what her deal is, but someone going by that nickname must be tied into a faction of the RAOK militant brigade. I might be going out on a limb here, but I would say she is the second story guy for those thugs. Don’t let that innocent little candy cane briefcase she carries around fool you, it’s just a good front to get us all sucked in. I can’t imagine what you might envision, but when I hear “Story Mistress”, I get some pretty good visuals going and all my senses basically melt away. Even the Pied Piper didn’t have her power of enticement. She is the ever glowing image of this site that keeps us mindlessly marching along. I think I now have a pretty good grasp on how this whole thing operates, and how they set us up. They set us up with a “free” account and flip us some of the coin they have been getting through their protection rackets from all the contest peasants, you will then get this anonymous email, which we all now know is RAOK, saying we have been upgraded, then a few soldiers stop by to visit and read our insignificant little scribblings and shower us with compliments and award us with something called a merit badge. We then become so inspired and into our writing that we lose all sense of value of our precious little gift point treasures that we start tossing them around like they were M&M’s. We start flooding every beggar and contest crusader with huge donations. The next thing you know a couple of blue cased Capos from RAOK stop by and give them the old strong arm. The protection racket is now in full swing and we are caught in the middle. So there you have it, I have uncovered the racket and the front man known as the “Story Mistress”.
Stay tuned!