P Juice

Pussy Juice
I wish I could see myself
in these red lights but I might
look too good, too good to you
and to the one behind and the one after him

but all of you will have a chance
give me a chance to sleep while
you have fun and I supply the ride and food
I hope you get a good luck tonight

because my reflection isn’t free
and if you break the mirror you buy it
I’m sorry but no more cocaine on my good rug
and no more absinthe because it sticks to my fingers
I hope you know that this is all too good for you
and everyone is in the wrong business
I get money for never leaving my house
and for supplying a hard earned natural resource

Pussy juice
Pussy juice
Pussy juice
Pussy juice

I hope everyone realizes
that no one ever takes Master card
and you aren’t sliding that
between my legs and getting a receipt

you better have some hard dough
or no hard, bro you just have to wait for payday
I wish you would all just slow down
one at a time I can’t double up anymore
I had too many slips and trips
and lips where there should be dicks
Ladies take it across the way I don’t swing that way
unless you got that money because I have the

pussy juice
pussy juice
pussy juice
pussy juice

I make a living teaching your children
by day and your spouses by night

so they can take it home and make you happy
and that’s all they take home is my

pussy juice
pussy juice
pussy juice
pussy juice