The Mighty Botchagaloop

The Mighty Botchagaloop
(Read along in a heavy Austrailian accent)

A mighty gorilla they call Botchagaloop,
Through the African jungles he roams and he hunts
The constipated tribesman who’s fingers jab poop.

His hemorrhoids blooming through his timed rhythm grunts,
While squatting and poking his turd starts to sprout.
The mighty gorilla was amazed at these stunts!

The lone tribesman screams silent, no words can he shout,
Botchagaloop moves closer, starts licking his chops,
A dark crunchy delight, a bit dry from the drought.

He pinches his sphincter and a blood vessel pops!
The gorilla starts charging he’s ready to eat!
The tribesman starts crying his turd finally drops!

Botchagaloop grasps the tribesman, squeezes his meat,
An explosion of feces his meal now complete!


Written in a Terza Rima Sonnet.

Terza Rima is a chained form with three-line stanzas (tercets). In each stanza, the first and third lines rhyme. The second line rhymes with the first and third lines of the next stanza. It is limited to 14 lines so the pattern will be as follows:

aba, bcb, cdc, ded, ee