The twelve hours of the New Years

In the first hour of the new year
My wife she said to me
Our car is up in a tree

In the second hour of the new year
My wife she said to me
There's two neighbors complaining
And our car's up in a tree

In the third hour of the new year
My wife she said to me
Three guest are puking
There's two neighbors complaining
And our car's up in a tree

In the forth hour of the new year
My wife she said to me
There's four windows broken
Three guest are puking
There's two neighbors complaining
And our car's up in a tree

In the fifth hour of the new year
My wife she said to me
Five more guest showed
There's four windows broken
Three guest are puking
There's two neighbors complaining
And our car's up in a tree

In the sixth hour of the new year
My wife she said to me
Six guest are streaking
Five more guest showed
There's four windows broken
Three guest are puking
There's two neighbors complaining
And our car’s up in a tree

In the seventh hour of the new year
My wife she said to me
Seven guest are missing
Six guest are streaking
Five more guest showed
There's four windows broken
Three guest are puking
There's two neighbors complaining
And our car’s up in a tree

In the eighth hour of the new year
My wife she said to me
Eight cops came calling
Seven guest are missing
Six guest are streaking
Five more guest showed
There's four windows broken
Three guest are puking
There's two neighbors complaining
And our car’s up in a tree

In the ninth hour of the new year
My wife she said to me
Nine guest were arrested
Eight cops came calling
Seven guest are missing
Six guest are streaking
Five more guest showed
There's four windows broken
Three guest are puking
There's two neighbors complaining
And our car’s up in a tree

In the tenth hour of the new year
My wife she said to me
Ten people are passed out
Nine guest were arrested
Eight cops came calling
Seven guest are missing
Six guest are streaking
Five more guest showed
There's four windows broken
Three guest are puking
There's two neighbors complaining
And our car’s up in a tree

In the eleventh hour of the new year
My wife she said to me
Eleven times I’ve told you
Ten people are passed out
Nine guest were arrested
Eight cops came calling
Seven guest are missing
Six guest are streaking
Five more guest showed
There's four windows broken
Three guest are puking
There's two neighbors complaining
And our car’s up in a tree

In the twelfth hour of the new year
My wife she said to me
Twelve hours is too long
Eleven times I’ve told you
Ten people are passed out
Nine guest were arrested
Eight cops came calling
Seven guest are missing
Six guest are streaking
Five more guest showed
There's four windows broken
Three guest are puking
There's two neighbors complaining
And our car is still up in a tree