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THE DRUT PATROL.
It's a rotten job, but someone has to do it!
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THE DRUT PATROL.

I'm off to do the Drut Patrol
with my bucket and my spade.
Collecting little piles of stuff
that my doggie, Flo, has made.

I wish she'd learn to be more neat:
Leave them all in just one place.
It's embarrassing if I meet
Any neighbours face to face.

Can't stop to have a morning chat
with this pail here in my hand,
The contents of this bucket --- well ---
The aroma's not so grand.

"Why Drut Patrol?" I hear you ask,
Stop and think what it would say:
Spell it backwards --- you will see
What I pick up every day!








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