I am Annoying

I am annoying...
That moving itch in the middle of your back...that is just out of your reach.
That annoying little voice that insists on singing that song.
That bothersome sibling that just won’t leave you alone.
That cold-hearted sibling that just won’t acknowledge you.
That annoying neighbor’s that just doesn’t stop barking.
The countless meals that have burned to the stove.
The stinky flower water that no one wants to change.
The Brussel sprouts you know no one likes.
The bloody alarm clock that seems to scream every morning.
The worn out wardrobe that is way past its time.
The lack of compassion for your frazzled nerves.
That annoying kid always picking his nose.
Thee gross things only your siblings seem to do.
(Which you are far above :))
That toothy smile you just can’t forget.
The car that cuts you off then drives slowly.
When people assume something without knowing the facts.
Those annoying little slivers you never can get out.
The whining of your siblings over trivial things.
The sales men that hunt you no matter where you are.
The snotty telemarketer who just won’t take no!
People who dial the wrong number more than once.
Prank calls from annoying neighbor kids.
Stale milk and no ice-cream left in the fridge.
Road kill on the road.
The way your voice sounds when you listen to your-self.
Boys are annoying...
Girls are annoying...
We all have a bit of annoying in us.
Can you admit you are annoying?
I am annoying.