"Well-Rounded Woman's Rap"

"Well-Rounded Woman's Rap"

I’m a “large and in charge” lady;
With a “Reuben-esque” physique.
I got curves in all the places
Where you’ll never get to peek.

I’m a “booty-licious” momma;
I got “junk inside my trunk”
And I’m not a-gonna listen
To some anorexic punk.

Now, some say I’ve got some “poundage”
Others call me “caddy-ass”,
But I’m bigger than you, Bubba
And I’m gonna take no sass!

There’s a “swing here on my back porch”
Where the “chub-chub” likes to chill
And you know this “pudgy” puddin’
Gives your heart a little thrill!

If I’m “driving in the fat lane”
Then you’d best pull over now
‘Cause this “big boned” beauty’s cruising
Faster than a “heifer’s cow”!

You can see that I’m “well-rounded”;
You can call me “super-sized”,
But in many foreign countries
All my “lusciousness” is prized!

So admire my “plump” chassis
And just heave a little sigh
For, inside this “chubby” body
There’s a “goddess” walking by!



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