I Will Buy!

Song Parody--I Will Buy to the tune of I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor


First I was entranced
I was hypnotized
I was living in a shopper’s paradise
and then Macy’s came along
and I tried to be strong
but not for long
oh, not for long

And so I’m back!
to search the racks
I need a new robe
and a fancy dress in black
you should have chained up the door
I should’ve come back for more
If I had known for just one second
I’d be spending more and more!

Go on now, open the doors!
hurry up now, I still have 5 more floors
weren't you the one who tried to push me out the door?
you think I'd leave?
Oh no, I’m gonna shop more!
oh yes, now I
I will buy!
for as long as I know how to shop
I know I can’t deny
I've got all my cash to give
I've got all my time to miss
and I will buy
I will buy!

It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to stop my shopping cart
and then I realized the mess
I went to the church to confess
I used to cry
but now I just give in and buy!

Go on now, open the doors
hurry up now, I still have 3 floors
weren’t you the one who tried to push me out the door?
you think I’d leave?
Oh no, I’m gonna shop more!
oh yes, now I
I will buy!
for as long as I know how to shop
I know I can’t deny
and I’ve got all my cash to give
and I’ve got all my time to miss
and I will buy
I will buy!

And now you see me
somebody new
I’ve got a new dress
and a new pair of shoes
don’t try to stop me
from comin’ in the store
‘cause you know I’ll be back for more
Hey, hey…..