Good American's

Good American's

Good Americans watch TV
Eat McDonald's
Play Lottery

Good American's channel surf
Drink Lite Beer
Astroturf

Good Americans watch sitcom's, game shows, soap operas, 
 Reality TV, Infomercials', C-Span, MTV, Fox News, Lifetime Movies,
 America's Funniest Home Videos and Cops.

Good American's shop QVC
Drive SUVs
Watch Hollywood "movies"
Rent DVD's

Good Americans abu'se caffeine, nicotine, white flour, refined
 'sugar, 'salt, marijuana, credit card's, and the apos'trophe.

Good Americans take anti depressant medication
Work two jobs
Go on Vacation

Good Americans love satellite, pickem'up trucks and tax refunds.

Good Americans wear Baby Gap,
Play video games
Text message, go on the internet, leave voice mail messages, have their
 cellular phone carrier of choice automatically deduct their monthly
 "Family Plan" service fee from their checking account.

Good Americans eat lots of grease
Go on cruises
Get Acid Reflux Disease

Good American's drink Starbucks Coffee
Gamble in Vegas
Collect Social Security

Good Americans never say no to their children, give them a car and a cell
 phone and
 fifty bucks
 and even let their seven year old girls wear hipsters and
 fuck-me pumps
 and then have insured coverage for psychological counselling for not if
 but when those eight year old girls get raped.

Good American's watch TV
Eat KFC
Rhyme Poetry

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