The Best Lawyer Ever

Have you ever wondered what a lawyer and his client were whispering about?
Written for the Dialogue 500 Contest (259 words)

The Best Lawyer Ever

“Psst”
“What?”
“We don’t have a chance in hell of winning!”
“Is there something you need to tell me? You said you weren’t there.”
“No, I wasn’t there that night, I didn’t kill anyone.”
“Then what makes you think were going to lose?”
“The DA, she’s pretty hot”
“I know.”
“Did you see what she keeps doing?”
“What?”
“She keeps leaning over the bench when she talks to the witness.”
“Big deal, what’s that has to do with anything?”
“She’s wearing that short little skirt and not wearing any panties!”
“Yes, I know, she always does that.”
“Yes? You knew that and you picked mostly men for the jury?”
“Look, I know what I’m doing.”
“Look at juror number five, he’s drooling”
“Me too, she’s hot.”
“I’m going to get fried! We should tell the Judge.”
“I don’t think that will work, he’s an old hound dog who has been married four times.”
“Great, I’m going to get life for something I didn’t do because the DA is a slut, the jury is mostly men, and the Judge is a whore hound!”
“I’m a great lawyer, have faith.”
“The deck is stacked against me, I’m done”
“You see juror’s number one, two, three, six, eight, and nine?”
“Yes, four guys, and one girl, what about them?”
“They’re gay, see I know what I’m doing.”
“You’re the best lawyer ever!”
“Thanks. Now just enjoy the show and smile at the jury.”