Does your gut hang low?

Does your gut hang low?

Does your gut hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you bounce it off the floor?
Can you get it through a door?
Can you fill it up on Monday
and repeat the feat on Tuesday?
Does your gut hang low?

Does your gut ride high?
Does it reach up past your eye?
Does it droop when it’s empty?
Will you fill it just for me?
Can you create your own earthquake
with a minimal belly shake?
Does your gut ride high?

Does your gut spread wide?
Does it flop from side to side?
Is it wider than your bum?
Is your widest part your tum?
Does it make a convenient shelf
for your food, you jolly elf?
Does your gut spread wide?

Does your gut gurgle much?
Is it so much fun to touch?
Do the crowds all think you’re Buddha?
Everyone, even your mudda?
Can you hardly fill your belly?
Even at the local deli?
Does your gut gurgle much?

Do people think you’re FAT?
Is it true - fat’s where it’s at?
Is packing it on really fun
When you weigh a quarter ton?
Did you stall that escalator
By yourself - you hefty gator?
Do people think you’re FAT?

Do you gorge a lot?
Eat and eat until you’re hot?
Food, more food is that your call?
Til your belly fills the hall?
Can you empty whole buffets
on all but your slowest days?
Do you gorge a lot?

Does your gut hang out?
Can you bounce it all about?
Can you avoid falling down
as you waddle round the town?
Can you fill up it for sure
and eatings not an awful chore?
Does your gut hang out?

Does your gut loom large?
Its size resembles a coal barge?
Can you navigate the shoals?
Do they charge you hefty tolls?
Have you got an appetite
like an oil tanker - that's right?
Does your gut loom large?