Psychiatry Fair/Prozac

A song parody of Scarborough Fair/Canticle written for The Sing Along Parody Song Contest

Psychiatry Fair/Prozac

Are you kidding you crazy nut job:
Really crazy, so loony, and whacked.
Psychiatry might help you out some.
You sure are as nuts as they come.

Told you to take all of your Prozac pills:
Maybe, then, you won’t need restraints;
Without your pills your really a threat,
And they'll chase you around with a net.

I’ll try to find you a soft padded room:
Screaming, loud, don’t worry sound proof;
Between your outbursts and those very strange yells,
No one will know when you eat your hair gel.

I told them to keep strapped down with leather:
Very, tight, so you cannot escape;
Because the last time we couldn’t find you,
You were in a box eating some dog poo.

Are you kidding you should be locked up:
Sitting, down, so you don’t get hurt.
And just because you think you can fly.
Your arms might flap but you will fall out of the sky.