Agent Toe Nail

13:23 hr
Columbia
South America
Sunday(+)


Code Name: Agent Toe Nail.


Operation: Smack.


          Observered movement of cocaine to @Starbucks coffee shipment.
          Alerted customs and had a cup of joe.

14:45 hr
Director calls.

          This shipment will not be intercepted.
          Covert OPS needs seed money.
          Operation: Jed Bush for President.

01:00 hr
Contact Director

          Enquiry to mission objective:

          Rubber Ducky.

          Intel: Total white out.
          Establish religious monarchy in
          United States: a moral majority.

Operation: Rubber Ducky.

          Quack.