Whorealicious

“Whorealicious”
(To The Tune of “Fergilicious” by Fergie)

Listen up you moms, cuz this is it,
The product that I'm peddling is ma-li-cious.

Whorealicious definition make them girls go ho-ho
They want me as a role model, Generation Moto
You can see you, you can please me,
I am easy, I am sleazy
I got no lessons to teach ‘em
Parents just come and buy me for all the wrong reasons

Whorealicious (Whorealicious)
I am promiscuous
And my company is vicious (cause)
All these profits are delicious
I lower standards (mmmmwahhh)
That puts them girls on cock, cock
And they be lining down the block just to buy what I got
(Four, tres, two, uno)

So malicious (It’s rot, rot)
So malicious (I put them girls on cock, cock)
So malicious (they wanna mimic what I got)
I’m Whorealicious (t-t-t-t-t-tacky, tacky)

Whorelicious def-, Whorealicious def-, Whorealicious def- (def fading echo)
Whorealicious definition make them girls go ho-ho
They always want to be me,
Comin’ to buy me call me Barbie (Hey Barbie)
I’m the B to the R, A, the T the Z
And can’t no doll mess it up like me

I’m Whorealicious (so malicious)
My body stays slutty, against parent’s wishes
I be up in the t.v. just working on my business
Persistent as a Jehovah’s witness (oooh wee)
I put yo’ girl on cock cock
And she be lining down the block just to buy what I got
(Four, tres, two, uno)

So malicious (It’s rot, rot)
So malicious (I put them girls on cock, cock)
So malicious (they wanna mimic what I got)
Whorealicious (sold sold sold sold sold out, girls pout a slutty sell out)

Mommy, mommy, mommy
If you really want me
You get some money
Maybe then you’ll get a little whore
I’ll be slutty, slutty, you’ll be faced with Stacy,
She’s be so slutty, slutty, It’ll make you crazy

(Will I Am)
S to the L to the U T T Y girl you slutty, S to the L to the U T T Y you…

Slutty
M to the A to the L I C I O U S, to the M to the A to the, to the, to the,
Hit it dollie!

All the time I turn around there always daughters gather round always being like me
Up and down imitating my
(ugh!)
I just wanna say it now I’m tryin to round up drama little mama I wanna shape your girl
And I know I’m coming off really conceited and I keep on repeating how their morals are gonna eat it
But I’m trying to sell, and I wanna see your daughter servicing clientele
Cuz’ they say she

Whorealicious (Whorealicious)
I am promiscuous
And my company is vicious (cause)
All these profits are delicious
I lower standards (mmmmwahhh)
That puts them girls on cock, cock
And they be lining down the block just to buy what I got
(Four, tres, two, uno)
My body stays slutty, against parent’s wishes
I be up in the t.v. just working on my business
Persistent as a Jehovah’s witness (oooh wee)
I put yo’ girl on cock cock
And she be lining down the block just to buy what I got
(Four, tres, two, uno)


So malicious (It’s rot, rot)
So malicious (I put them girls on cock, cock)
So malicious (they wanna mimic what I got)
I’m Whorealicious (t-t-t-t-t-tacky, tacky)

It’s so malicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So malicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So malicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I’m Whorealicious s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s (aye, aye, aye, aye)

(Will I Am)

S to the L to the U T T Y girl you slutty, S to the L, to the U T T Y girl you slutty
S to the L to the U T T Y girl you slutty, S to the L, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
M to the A to the L I C I O U S, to the M to the A to the L I C I O U S to the
M to the A to the L I C I O U S, to the M to the A to the L I C I O U S to the
(Four, tres, two, uno)
S to the L to the U T T Y girl you slutty, S to the L, to the U T T Y girl you slutty
S to the L to the U T T Y girl you slutty, S to the L, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
M to the A to the L I C I O U S, to the M to the A to the L I C I O U S to the
M to the A to the L I C I O U S, to the M to the A to the L I C I O U S to the…


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(I wrote this on a prompt from a friend of mine. As a potential future parent myself, I find the "Bratz" dolls to be utterly worthless pieces of junk. Seriously, can't our children have better rolemodels than this?)