Muzzy goes to Church

4/25/07

Muzzy attends Church.
Jews for Jesus.

      The minister is preaching on Lay marriage. Any man and woman
may marry without a minister if their vows of fidelity are sincere. The
minister asks Muzzy to stand. If you believe in the risen Christ: Jesus
you are baptised in the faith. The minister asks Muzzy to make a
statement of faith.

      Muzzy: I believe in a unifying theory that binds all the laws of
                of the universe together. These laws imply that life is
                present on other planets and that inteligent life can
                rise up from simple living organism. This is the
                resurection.+

      The minister asks Muzzy to quote scripture and to consider the
revealed word of God.

      Muzzy: In the begining God created heaven and earth. Where
                  did God come from? The first event would occure
                  outside of time and would be a nonevent.

      The minister considers the moral code of scripture. The importance
of faith in a higher power for the betterment of mankind.

      Muzzy: Inherited sin is not moral. It is a curse. "Shall there be evil in
                  a city, which the Lord hath not done?(Amos3:6)." Is God
                  just? Duetronomy 24:16 "The children should not be
                  punished for their father's sin."

    Muzzy snoozes in pew........returns to hobit for nap.
And a wonderful dream comes over him, all his troubles are gone he is
embracing his beautiful Lady...Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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