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 April Fools'
April Fools' - And so here it is, April fools' round again,
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April Fools'

Wake up b'ye, so ya' can know.
She’s froze over, blocked up with snow.
Blacked out the power, the water's ice cold.
Taking a shower in ice water is bold.

Are you kidding, just joking around,
‘Cause its April the first come round?
No you say? Just go jump in;
You'll believe when that frost hits your skin.

So I have a glance, through my window to know.
And hear with great gusto, "She's froze solid." said Joe.
I knew it, I told ya', me brother my kin,
This first of April, iced the power lines in.

So I say to Joe, "Hay Joe my kin,
Shouldn't we be laughing cause April's come in?"
Joe looks at me, like I've dough in me head.
"Don't worry b'ye, Aprils' first is bound to fool Ned."

So I look at Joe, and that's when I said,
"Why can ya' tell me, is Ned in your head?"
“I'm not so sure b'ye, to tell ya' the truth,
Ned comes and goes, like some foolish sleuth.”

And so it is here, April fools' round again,
That don't really matter for me, Joe, and Ned.
'Cause the pipes frozen solid.
Aprils' fool is the calling; a cold shower the dread.




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ID: 1248525   (Rated: 13+)
Title: A Good Irish Fight 
Description: The bottom fell out the other night.- Honorable Mention - "Anything Goes Contest"
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ID: 1239053   (Rated: E)
Title: All Unique 
Description: We are all unique.
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ID: 1228306   (Rated: E)
Title: Ω Faith 
Description: Faith - My writing concerning faith.
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ID: 1240656   (Rated: E)
Title: Letter to the Evening Telegram 
Description: An article my father wrote for the Evening Telegram over thirty years ago.
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The might of the word, outweighs even the sword...Peace Pal!

ID: 1254834   (Rated: E)
Title: PARLOUR & GUESTBOOK 
Description: ENJOY some time in THE PARLOUR PLEASE sign the GUESTBOOK, You KNOW YOU REALLY WANT TO!
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ID: 1255618   (Rated: 13+)
Title: CHRONIC PAIN SUPPORT GROUP 
Description: CHRONIC PAIN SUPPORT GROUP for AUTHORS et al, SUFFERING in CHRONIC PAIN.
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