Mined * Body * Sole Bio

I have a mind, then again don’t we all. Haven’t you heard that a mind is a terrible thing to waste? There are some useful things in my head as far as writing comedy and mystery stories, poetry of all styles and spending the night communicating through IM’s, emails or telephone conversations. But be ready for the humor because I’m a kind of guy who has laughed at death and funerals…

My family doctor tells me that I have too much body, but she is old married and not too good looking. I’ll admit that I am carrying a few extra pounds but I consider it power lifting, especially when trying to get my large butt off of the floor.

If I didn’t like food I don’t think I would have a weight problem, but we all have to eat, don’t we? An evening with me won’t be a physical one; no pushing away from the table, no lifting anything less than a full fork and other vigorous activities.

If any of my qualities seem appealing to you, don’t be afraid to bid on the The Milkman and let me and my beautiful Bovine Bessie bring some milk to your life.