Tao

4/18/07
In Search of Meaning
At the Fox Run Mall

Muzzy heads directly to Chinese food: General Tao's Chicken.
Muzzy: Where are you from?
Asian Server: Hong Kong.
Muzzy: Are you happy here?
Asian Server: It's a job:)
Muzzy: Are you religious?
Asian Server: Budhist:)
Muzzy: Thanks!
Asian Server: Bye!

Muzzy wanders into video store........
Muzzy: Got any favorites?
Sales Associate: I like Borat.....the naked wrestling:)
Muzzy: Hmmmmmm...Oh yeah! That was funny.
            Do you like your job?
Sales Associate: I have to live with my parents. My dad thinks I'm
                          a looser......I hate my life.
Muzzy: Are you in school?
Sales Associate: No....can't get a loan with my dad's signature.
Muzzy: Are you religious?
Sales Associate: What? Don't care and get loss.
Muzzy: Bye!:)

Muzzy buys some Lottery Tickets.
Young Lady: You played 1 through 6?
Muzzy: Yeah.... I've got a hunch.
Young Lady: It's stupid.
Muzzy: Welllllllll, just play them; o.k.?
            Do you like your job?
Young Lady: What? I'm sleeping in my car.
Muzzy: That's awfull.... Are you religious?
Young Lady: Yeah.... I wish you'd drop dead.
Muzzy: Bye!
Young Lady tells Muzzy he's number one with her middle finger.

Observation:
The meaning of life at the Fox Run Mall.
Get a life.

I want waffles:)