Miss Perfect for Me

She may just say yes, or could she say no?
Does she like my eyes, are my pants sagging low?
Does she think I’m cute, or an obnoxious eyesore?
Am I exciting as hell, or one annoying bore?

I like her so much, but does she feel the same way?
Should I ask her tomorrow or shoot for today?
If she does say yes, will I fall to the ground?
Or will I ridiculously start jumping around?

I like her so much; she’s so kind and cool.
Maybe we can jump in the swimming pool.
“Who is this girl?” you might just ask.
I don’t know yet, and that’s my next task.

Finding a new girl is my main goal.
Let her be faithful, let he be whole.
This poem is for you, “Miss Perfect for Me.”
I hope we stay together in sweet matrimony.