Grey Mass aka the brain

Moi: i dont see it...
Moi: yup
Mon Ami: one sec
Moi: so thats were my brain went!!
Moi: *pokes squshy grey mass next to her*
Mon Ami: ewww
Mon Ami: okay
Mon Ami: think of the march
Moi: wait that may be snot
Mon Ami: think of the trio
Mon Ami: nice
Moi: *looks at it again... poke*
Moi: *pokes with stick*
Mon Ami: THINK OF THE TRIO
Mon Ami: LOL
Moi: *whoa what is that??*
Mon Ami: THINK
Mon Ami: NOW WHO HAS ADD?
Moi: *grey mass next to me how do i think??*
Moi: *where is my brain*
Moi: grey mass says*i am your brain*
Mon Ami: put your brain in your head
pahachan: *but grey mass how did you get out of my head?*
Mon Ami: i'll just listen
Moi: *i fell out*
Moi: *but grey mass how did that happen?*
Moi: *well it all started twenty years before*
Mon Ami: 20?
Moi: *when you where just an egg in your mothers uterus*
Moi: *and not even a developed sperm in your fathers body*
Mon Ami: Mr. Liu's bio class, ahh
Moi: *the egg was missing a chromosome*
Moi: *the one that said the brain would be attached to the head*
Moi: *so when the sperm met with the egg about three years later*
Moi: *the sperm was also missing this chromosome*
Moi: *but..*
Moi: *keep listening*
Moi: *okay grey mass... continue*
Moi: *as i was saying*
Moi: *the egg and sperm met*
Mon Ami: had dinner?
Moi: *and eight months later you where born since you where born early*
Moi: *you where fine as a child*
Moi: *but sometimes your mother would make sure your brain was in your head right*
Moi: *so the tell me o great grey mass, why did you fall out now?*
Moi: *well i was getting there*
Moi: *today you snezed so hard that i, your grey mass of a brain, flew out of your head*
Moi: *and that is why you thought i was snot.*
Moi: *WOW toxictea says with really big round eyes*
Moi: *and now since i am free i will not go back in your head*
Moi: grey mass starts sawing at many nerves it is connected to toxicteas body
Moi: *WAIT DONT DO THAT* toxictea yells as one by one her muscules tweek out and then die...
Moi: the last thing she heard was the laughter of the grey mass that once was her brain *MUHAHAHAHA!!*