Other Blues

(Sung to Blue Suede Shoes.  Substitute finger wagging for hip action)


“Other  Blues”

Well, its one for the GP’s
Two for the show
Three to get writing
Now go, Newb, go.

But don’t you ask for those “OTHER” blues
You can do anything, but stay away from those “OTHER” blues

Well, you can cuss and kiss
Right in my face
Just make sure
INTRO RATING'S in place

Do anything that you want to do, but uh-huh,
Newbie, don’t you dare refuse
Don’t you  forget to “TYPE” your muse.
You can do anything, but  stay away from those “unread” blues

You can burn things up
Steam my ear
Just make sure
CONTENT RATING is clear

Do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh,
Newbie, lay off of them blues
Don’t lose the readers or reviews
You can do anything but don’t you sing those “OTHER” blues.