Walrus

Dear everybody,

I just want to say that I and all walruses really suck. Walruses are the foulest, most disgusting creatures ever. I hate them, and any who would respect them. The foul, moving blobs should be eradicated as quickly as possible, and to this end I support not only Arctic oil drilling, but Antarctic oil drilling as well.

Signed,

The Former Walrus-Lover


(P.S. This is under "Comedy" and "Entertainment" because I have just hijacked the account of my friend and aspiring writer, who is the biggest walrus lover ever. Man, I hope he doesn't kill me for this. Log onto Dravda's account and fill out the superhero questionnaire!)