BUMPER STICKERS.

BUMPER STICKERS.

Bumper stickers are such fun
To read and pass the day,
When you are stuck in traffic
And can't move anyway.

I'm really fond of ones
That make you stop and think,
Like How can anybody tell
When they're out of invisible ink?

If I got a firm grip on reality,
I would gladly choke it.
Or How do you wash a waterproof coat?
Will it help if you just soak it?

Water is for washing,
A cold beer will quench your thirst
And Grandkids are such fun to have,
I wish I'd had them first!

I started out with nothing,
And I still have most of it
Or You cannot have everything,
Where on earth would it all fit?

My favourite one of all I guess,
And here I'd like to quote,
If you can read this bumper sticker
I've lost my father's boat!