NOAH

I must eat salads.

  I have five hernias and I need more fiber to be regular.

  I think a walk through my villiage will help my digestion.

  I like walking at night the daylight hurts my eyes.

  I....did I just see Morgan Freeman?

                        M.F.
  "Hi! Muzzy!"
                        Muzzy
                         
    "Your Morgan Freeman! I loved you in DRIVING MISS DAISEY."

                        M.F.

    "Thanks...(toothy smile)... I'm God."

                        Muzzy

    "Thats terific! How do you like the human race?"

                        M.F.

    "I thought the flood would clean people up..(sigh)
    They just got dirty again.+"

                        Muzzy

    "Wellll, maybe it'll all balance out with some soap and water."

                        M.F.

      "Creation is messy..(toothy smile) It rolls and wiggles like a hog."

                      Muzzy

      "Maybe your in the mix with us?...(Ha!)"

                      M.F.

      "Remember; this is my mind at work....(smiles with a glare)."

                      Muzzy

        "I've forgotten what a mind is....(Ha!)"

                    M.F.

        "Eat more salads."


        I continue my walk... is that thunder? I wonder if Morgan Freeman
        likes salads?

        I better get back to my hobbit before I get wet.


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