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Elder Hostel: Part Deux
Evil served up on a postcard.
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Elder Hostel: Part Deux

Evil served up on a postcard


Sinead sat at her table frantically making out postcards. Norman paced in front of her.

"Okay, take this down. 'Dear Ms. Daniels. As a Lifetime viewer with discriminating tastes, I simply cannot abide by Blood Ties. Instead, why not feature more angst-filled shows with insane ex-husbands and homicidal second wives. You can also - SINEAD! How many of these did you already send out with Ties spelled wrong?" Norman yelled.

"They are not misspelled!"

Norman crossed the room in two strides and snarled into Sinead's face.

"I. Before. E. Except. After. C. I before E except after C."

"I before e except after c. I before e except after c. There's no c here."

"Argh!!!"


Meanwhile, back at headquarters....

"Okay, I just dropped the latest load of postcards into the mail. Now, who wants a latte?"

Every hand shot up. "Me!"


To Be Continued.

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