It's Hatching

1- Are you going to tell me what this is about?
2- Be quiet for a second, it's about to happen.
1- ...Can I leave now?
2- Don't leave! Wait just a little longer!
1- Every time you say that something bad happens.
2- Forget all the other times, this will be spectacular
1- Godzilla hatching, am I right?
2- Hardy harr. No, but very close.
1- Is this a joke?
2- Joke? Oh no, this is very, very real. I wouldn't be surprised if I ended up a billionaire.
1- Kudos if you pull it off.
2- Look, it's hatching!
1- My God, it's... it's... is that a dragon?!
2- Northern Russian trihorn.
1- Out of the wild, I presume?
2- Picked it up out of the main dragons nest.
1- Queen Dragon wasn't looking?
2- Ran after me the second she realized what was going on.
1- She must have been beautiful.
2- There are no words to describe her.
1- Under the circumstances, I wouldn't even have noticed what she looked like.
2- Very true, but you know me. I pay attention to random things.
1- What made you think you could do it and stay in one piece?
2- Xenophobia. All dragons have it. She was too scared of me to follow me far.
1- You know, that could be seen as stealing.
2- Zero chance of that; I checked all the laws.