Why @Kill Bill?

Astral Projection
Return To @Kill Bill vol.2
7/18/07
6:41pm

Bill and Margo Kiddo sit at a patio table. It is night and they have their
Samurai swords...

                                Kiddo

                We have unfinished bussiness.

                                Bill

                You ain't kidding; Kiddo...Wha?

                                Kiddo

                What the hell are you doing here?

                                Muzzy

                I let myself in I'm a cleaner... :)

  Muzzy is standing at the table with a drum vaccume cleaner, holding
brush nozzle and hose.

                                  Bill

                Get out! This is private bussiness!

                                  Muzzy

                Violence only leads to more suffering... :)
                Have you concidered councling? I have a
                phone number ....

  Muzzy nervously flips through his note pad... It has pictures of butterflies
on the cover.

                                Kiddo

                  He shot me in the head and stole my baby!
                  Oh, after killing all my friends and my fiance.

                                Bill

                  I'm a killer; you knew that. What did you
                  expect?

                                Muzzy

                  O.K. We can't change our mistakes, but
                  we can try not to repeat them... :)

  Kiddo takes a lash, at Muzzy; he blocks with the metal on his vaccume hose.
Bill stands up with his sword drawn.

                                Bill

                  Are you going to kill this schmuck?
               
                                Muzzy

                  Bill's right. The killing has to stop.
                  What will your daughter think? If
                  She knew her mom cut off her dad's
                  head?

                                Kiddo

                  Grrrrrrrrrrr. Her dad is training her to be
                  an assassin.

                                Muzzy

                  O.K. Let's talk about alternatives.
                  Maybe instead of being an assissin
                  she could enter law enforcement... :)

                                Bill

                  Now, I'll kill him.

  Bill lashes at Muzzy, but his sword is deflected by a cuchion funnle attachment
in Muzzy left hand.

                                Bill

                That's too lucky.

  Bill and Kiddo slash at Muzzy, who is now using both the funnle and brush attachments to deflect their swords.

                                Muzzy

                  Clearly, you lack patience. The Way to happiness
                  is through love .... and forgiveness .. :)

  Bill and kiddo pause and stare at each other.... Kiddo drops her sword.
Bill drops his and grabs her by the shoulders to kiss her.. She, then,
quickly hits Bills with the three point chest blow... ..

                                Bill

                  Pai Mei taught you... the three point..
                  chest blow?

                              Kiddo

                  Yeah....  Jerk!

    Muzzy shurgs his shoulders and walks back into the hocienda...
Bill takes five steps and flops on his face... Muzzy begins to vaccume.

                              Muzzy

                First we start at the top, and
                in joy we discover what comes
                below.... :)


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