"Star Trek Limericks ...."

Star Trek Limericks…….

There once was a captain named Kirk
Who sometimes could be quite a jerk
Any girl with green skin
Made him sit up and grin,
And say, “THAT is a fine piece of work!”


“Now, Jim,” responds Doctor McCoy.
“You’re a captain, not some college boy!
Your morals need trimmin’!
Keep your hands off the women
And go find something ELSE you’d enjoy.”


“Oh Kiptin, here’s a wodka for you.
I made lots - you can have quite a few!
Hope it’s something you savor
I add malt for the flavor!”
Chekov said, as he offered his brew.


“This behavior I must not permit”
Said Spock, in somewhat of a snit.
“If you yield to temptation
And drink this libation
Your judgment of logic may quit!”


“The Klingon’s are hailing you, sir,”
Says Uhura, with her sultry purr.
“I don’t mean to intrude,
But they’re being quite rude
And I think one just called you a cur.”


“The phasers are up and locked on.”
Says Sulu, “We’re nobody’s pawn!
I would not advise
Firing at Enterprise
Or their hopes of survival are gone!”


“Och, Keptin, you canna shoot now!”
Said Scotty, “Me bairns won’t allow!
They’ve got no more power,”
He said with a glower.
“And without them, I dunna know how!”


Jim says, “Here’s a plan we can rig…
We’ll invite the Klingons for a swig!
Then when they get stewed,
We can say they were rude
And toss their whole crew in the brig!”



"Live Long and Prosper" to all the Trekkies everywhere!


7-24-07