Encounter with God - 100 word story

Encounter with God

Yesterday, while walking home from the bus stop, I bumped into God. I know, you're going to say “God!”, but before you do let me tell you, he didn't even say “Excuse me.”

Well, here is God walking down the street, not paying attention to anything, in his own little world and, bam, down I go in a heap on the sidewalk.

I know, I know, you're going to say “But that was God!”

Well, I say, the heck with predestination, from now on I go with free will; and it will be a week before his shiner goes away.