Farts

There’s many different kinds of farts,
Like those that sneak out when you squeeze…
Some are silent, some are violent
Some even happen when you sneeze.

Some may sound like whoopee-cushions,
Other’s like a high melody.
Some may rumble, some may grumble,
And some may leave behind debris!

When they happen’s important too,
Thank God for those crowded places,
Where no one hears, those sounds from rears
But Heaven forbid those quiet spaces!