The Me You May Never Know

I detest
Fake people,
Bugs,
Most vegetables and
Those who make fun of my eating habits or my southern drawl

I am
Simple but elegant...
Intelligent but not cocky...
Self-assured not clingy
Current on all bills but not rich
Proud of myself but not gorgeous
Able to relax in my own company or that of others

I am
Fun loving with a sense of humor
Selfish to a point
Fickle, moody and impolite
Indecisive but sure
Stubborn and opinionated
A lover and a fighter
Friendly, polite and socially acceptable, at times

I am also
A rebel with many causes
A risk taker
Multi-orgasmic; to the dismay of most women and delight of most men
Delightful, angelic and personable
The devil in a dress
Loyal and crazy and
A bitch with no regrets

I can be
Energetic and enthusiastic
Lazy and lethargic
Compulsive or Addicted
A fighter, a lover and a workaholic

I have
A passion for yellow roses, Mickey Mouse, rain and anything red...
A very good job, my own house and car.
A wild side that can be subdued
A Forked tongue that will cut you to the depths of your soul
A smile that will melt your heart
Many close friends and even more close acquaintances

I love
With all my heart, soul and body;
Passionately and deeply and hate with the same emotional response
My own company but can be lonely in a crowd...
Good humor, good times and almost any kind of music.
To dance, sing and enjoy life as an adventure.
Drama, and get bored with the mundane

I can
Adapt to country bumpkins or Wall Street lawyers....
Usually get what I want….Don’t always want what I get
Be your best friend or your worst enemy, sometimes in the same day
Seclude myself at the drop of a hat
Or be the bitch you love to hate

I can also
Forgive you quickly; I never forget
Snub my nose at you
Bring you to ecstasy
Make you love me and hate me
Make you want me more




I enjoy life and all it has to offer...

I Live to the fullest and portray a positive outlook

I live for your kind words that console, inspire and encourage me.

I laugh loudly and from my belly and sob when I cry.

My eyes tell a story...full of laughter and sadness and pain

When I’m happy the world knows; when sad, no one does

You can bring tears with a mere slip of your tongue

And delight me with the simplest touch

I will protect you until the bloody end

But drive the stake deeper if you prove my loyalty unfounded

If I die tomorrow I want you to remember me
And know, without a doubt, that I had no regrets…………………



In the words of Duncan MacLeod, of Highlander fame
“IN THE END, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE”
There is no other like me; of this, I am sure!