5 Million "I Love You's"

You hear the news
It can't be true
They say I'm lost
And here's the cost
5 million, he said
If not, I'm dead
You cry and cry
As time creeps by
The police finally come
Tell you "don't pay the sum"
You cry some more
What's in store?
The trade-off is here
The cops are near
You give them fake money
I hear "I love you honey"
Police arrest the man
As he hops into his van
It's finally done
We've won