This is my pet peeve. What's yours?

I'd have to say that the thing that bothers me the most
and is one of my biggest pet peeves has to be
when things get stuck up my nose. Most of the stuff
I shove up there, are small and edible.
No I never put the white stuff up there. (Neither should You)
I usually try things like peanuts, peas, mashed potatoes,
french fries, grapes, blueberries and little bits of those miniature carrots.

I don't know quite why I do this peculiar act.
I never do it in front of people, so that tells you
that I'm embarrassed by my actions. I also know that
it's probably not a very wise thing to be doing to
one's self. I'll probably choke and die some day.

Once I tried to stick a non edible item up there.
It was a safety pin. The smallest one I could find.
It was almost to the point where it disappears down my throat,
when it opened up. I don't call them safety pins anymore.
Needless to say, I could not get it out. It was stuck in there.
My husband had to rush me to the hospital.
My nose would not stop bleeding.
The pain wasn't as bad as you'd think.

Now, try to explain this one to a Doctor.
He did manage to get the pin out of my nose.
And as he was shoving cotton up there to stop the
bleeding, He proceeded to give me the biggest
lecture of my life.
I very rarely shove things up my nose anymore.
I hate it when things get stuck up there.