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All About Walta
Really, this is about Robert Waltz, but I always want to typo his name
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How do you write of Robert Waltz without sarcasm*Wink*
Or smirks*Smirk* and strange random laughs *Laugh*?

Here's how I do it:

Walta's a handsome sort of fella
If you're into that sorta thing...

He's kind, giving, and thoughtful
As long as you're on your knees.

The Overlord is abnormally witty
And his face can make anyone laugh!

Robert's a great sorta guy
And this time, I won't take it back!



Line Count: 8 (11?)
Written for "The Writer's Cramp"   [13+] by Sophy - 9/11/07-9/12/07
Prompt: Today is a very important day - it was three years ago today that I joined Writing.com! Write a story or poem about... Me! Make tomorrow's judge really believe that I am the greatest gift ever to this website (and the world). And if you can do it without satire, irony or sarcasm, I might throw in a bonus, myself *Bigsmile*
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