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Rated: E | Poetry | Comedy | #1324246
This is a poem about a boy who eats TOO MUCH!!! Has a twisted sort of humor. Enjoy! ;)
There once was a boy who ate everything
And by “everything,” I mean food.
He liked food baked and fried and cold
And even barbecued!
For breakfast, eggs with bacon,
And a strawberry on top of his pancake;
For lunch, a sub with ham and cheese,
But, he still has no stomachache.
He’d have chicken, peas, potatoes,
And broccoli for dinner.
Whenever there was an eating contest,
He’d come home a winner.
But one day, he discovered
While eating Oreos (fried)
That his belly size was expanding.
The boy was horrified.
He was so incredibly fat,
His belly was big as a bear.
Then finally he exploded.
The food was everywhere.
Now that you know what it’s like
To be totally obese,
Ask yourself, “Would I ever want
To explode piece by piece?”
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