Previous Comedy Winners!

ROUND 1 WINNERS - FAMILY PROMPT

1st place:

ID: 1307476   (Rated: 13+) Whatever Floats your Boat  Mother's first lesson on 'wifedom', or, Dad does the dishes. by -lostdreams

2nd place:

ID: 1290946   (Rated: 13+) Get me a Bucket or Blame it on Reno  A vacationing Grandma's first trip to a Nevada casino can be a wild ride. by Ѽeb~Ѽitch

3rd place:

ID: 1312693   (Rated: 13+) Big Diddle and the Welcome Wagon Lady  A blackjack card counter moves to Atlantic City where he has problems with a neighbor.. by Smiling Jack

Honorable Mentions go to Lornda Kaya Fat Man


ROUND 2 WINNERS - MEDICAL MAYHEM PROMPT

1st place:

ID: 1220813   (Rated: 18+) The Butt Kap  A comedic INFO-mercial of a Medical Miracle by W.D.Wilcox © ¿ Φ

2nd place:

ID: 1323781   (Rated: E) Hsiao-tse III - Medicine for a Village  Mr. Hsiao gives new life to an old lady and cures the fears of a village. by revdbob

3rd place:

ID: 1317836   (Rated: 18+) Just another night.  Just another night in the ER. by Kaya

Honorable Mentions go to the last cicada puravida Smiling Jack

ROUND 3 WINNERS - RELATIONSHIPS

1st place:

ID: 1322979   (Rated: E) No Sunday Siesta  A child's logic destroys a father's plans for a Sunday siesta! by Just an Ordinary Jyo

2nd place:

ID: 1330361   (Rated: ASR) A Slow Process  Marriage; the good, the bad, and sometimes the ugly. by Lornda

3rd place:

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Honorable Mentions go to: W.D.Wilcox © ¿ Φ and jbjackson

ROUND 4 WINNERS - PARTY TIME!

1st place:

ID: 1315848   (Rated: 13+) Post Menopausal Prom & Birthday Party  Seniors whoop it up with Maud as she starts enjoying The Lord's bonus time. by Smiling Jack

2nd place:

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3rd place:

ID: 881371   (Rated: E) Little Green Men  Meeting an alien by W.D.Wilcox © ¿ Φ

Honourable Mentions go to Ѽeb~Ѽitch , Lornda and seekingcalm

ROUND 5 WINNERS - PROMISES, PROMISES...

1st place:

ID: 971229   (Rated: E) You've Won A Free Gift  I guess we've all been ripped off one time or another... by W.D.Wilcox © ¿ Φ

2nd place:

ID: 1360762   (Rated: E) Promises...promises  Promises should be delivered upon. by Just an Ordinary Jyo

3rd place:

ID: 1364255   (Rated: ASR) Hide & Seek, Pirates, and Darts  Certain promises you can't keep. by Lornda

Honourable Mentions go to mastery and Ѽeb~Ѽitch

Robert Waltz 's sponsored Merit Badge goes to Smiling Jack who receives a Imagery Merit Badge, for his vivid descriptive narrative

ROUND 6 WINNERS - WATER, WATER, EVERYWHERE...

1st place:

ID: 1382174   (Rated: 13+) Water Everywhere...but Not Enough  A professor says global warming can save the world. by Smiling Jack

2nd place:

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3rd place:

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Honourable Mentions go to Lornda , Alex Morgan and John Raybould

ROUND 7 WINNERS - Truth is Stranger than Fiction...

1st place:

ID: 1391416   (Rated: 18+) Happy Hour at Harry's Bar  Pssst! Eavesdrop on this boozy tête-à-tête between new friends. by Smiling Jack

2nd place:

ID: 1391343   (Rated: E) My World of Phone Antics  The same three stooges call daily. by Lornda

3rd place:

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Honourable Mentions go to Ravenwand, Rising Star! , Kaya , MetaphorSquared and realsteve

ROUND 8 WINNERS - Office Humour!

1st place:

ID: 1394294   (Rated: 13+) Annoyed  frustrated and venting...about an annoying coworker by § Forsaken §

2nd place:

ID: 1403345   (Rated: 18+) Uncle Charlie's Balls  A distributor of novelties finds a way to fight foreign competition. by Smiling Jack

3rd place:

ID: 1298416   (Rated: E) Herding Cats ...  This is just another of those "impossible" situations. (Foolish to even consider it!) by Bella Bunny

Honourable Mentions go to jbjackson and Laura Christine

ROUND 9 WINNERS - No Spring Chicken!

1st place:

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2nd place:

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3rd place:

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Honourable Mentions go to Smiling Jack , Kaya , BE Cunning and embe

ROUND 10 WINNERS - Lost!

1st place:

ID: 1418890   (Rated: 13+) A Foolish Chief  A humorous story poem that explains how an American Indian tribe got their name. by Thayamax

2nd place:

ID: 1039435   (Rated: 18+) Mother Nature Said No  A humorous story of my backpacking trip in the Sierras. What else could possibly go wrong? by J. Allen Trick

3rd place:

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As the second placed item has already received a fabulous awardicon, J. Allen Trick wins a Comedy Merit Badge in it's place

Honourable Mentions go to Smiling Jack , embe and Coolhand

ROUND 11 WINNERS - Sports!

1st place:

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2nd place: The author has since removed the item from their port
3rd place:

ID: 1352755   (Rated: ASR) Communication?  Soccer, little girls, ice cream, a weeping man, and the gods of naughtiness. by hbar

ROUND 12 WINNERS - Writing Woes!

1st place:

ID: 1457269   (Rated: 18+) My Son, the Pornographer  A writer of erotica wants his mother's approval by Smiling Jack

2nd place:

ID: 1448889   (Rated: E) Metaphorical Stew  What do you do when a simple description isn't enough? Create a metaphor. by Jace--New prompt at 1380461

3rd place:

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Honourable Mentions go to embe and W.D.Wilcox © ¿ Φ

As the second place item already has a fine ribbon, the author gets a Comedy Merit Badge instead

There was no Round 13 (erm, not that I'm superstitious or anything )

ROUND 14 WINNERS - Too Many Cooks!

1st place:

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2nd place:

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3rd place:

ID: 1479290   (Rated: 13+) Missonary Stew  A short order cook is recruited by a powerful despot to join his kitchen staff. by Smiling Jack

ROUND 15 WINNERS - Open prompt!

1st place:

ID: 1478794   (Rated: 13+) A Funeral Malfunction  First Place---"Dialogue 500" A young man disrobes the guest of honor at her funeral. by Mrs. WRITE

2nd place:

ID: 1463743   (Rated: 13+) Overweight Dreams...  - My name is Pat, I'm so damn fat I cannot see my toes... by Robin ~ The Rhyme Maven :-)

3rd place:

ID: 1481393   (Rated: E) Scuba Diving Classes, sort of  embarassing marketing mistake widens her customer base... by NOVAcatmando

Honourable Mentions go to SherryBPray4America and § Forsaken §

ROUND 16 WINNERS - Fresh Starts

1st place:

ID: 1565144   (Rated: 13+) Three Wishes  The genie always wins! LOL by HuntersMoon - Gone4Awhile

2nd place:

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3rd place:

ID: 1576349   (Rated: 13+) The Phantom Defecator  A serial defecator proves an illusive quarry for the Lestchester police. by Smiling Jack

Honourable Mentions go to Richard Dates


ROUND 17 WINNERS - A Funny Thing Happened on the Way To...

1st place:

ID: 1594406   (Rated: ASR) Shopping Trip Delight  A true anecdote recalled for the Amazing 55 Words Contest by Deodara

2nd place:

ID: 1591089   (Rated: 18+) Genesis  It's all how you look at it - Adam, Eve, snakes - what's not to laugh at? (Form: Couplets) by HuntersMoon - Gone4Awhile

3rd place:

ID: 1595635   (Rated: 18+) The Short Way to Tipperary  Bizarre things happen to a gentleman when he gets lost on a shortcut to Tipperary. by Smiling Jack

Honourable Mention goes to "How To Make Friends, not Foes."  [E]