Witchcraft

Witchcraft


Willow Warner was a witch,
Of depraved and nefarious hexes.
Well renowned for the body parts,
That fell off of various sexes.

Now Witchy Willow was a woman,
Longed to have a husband strong.
In romance she would sometimes tumble,
But trouble brewed before too long.

Counterparts, she would love them,
But in the end she'd find them lacking.
Never faithful, they would stumble,
Witchy Willow sent them packing.

One day as she gathered herbs,
Willow met a man named Joe.
He was handsome, spoke so sweetly,
Willow thought she'd have a go.

To her cottage with her fella,
Willow cast a romance glamour.
But trouble followed in its wake,
Handsome Joe began to stammer.

"Aye, Willow, you're a beauty, tis true
With blue eyes and hair of yellow.
But I can't kiss ya, now or later--
I'm only liking fellows."

Right there Willow began her crusade,
Cursing man parts from their betweenies.
So if your a man that's a man good and whole,
Thank you Happy Hallow-weenies!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!