The Widkins Plan

*note I originally posted this on a widows forum. Much to the amusement of the other widows who demanded refunds i.e. their husbands back*



I was in bed last night trying to sleep, feeling sorry for myself and thinking about my shopping trip today to buy new clothes because I have dropped two dress sizes. Then it hit me like a bolt out of the blue....It's amazing....Why the hell have I been moping and sobbing since he died? "Oh my god I'll Make millions MWAH HAA HAA." I jumped out of bed and started writing my new book. Here is the blurb.

THE WIDKINS PLAN

Are you struggling to shift those few extra pounds? Sick of trying diet plan after diet plan unsuccessfully and feeling like a failure because of it?

Will your life be complete if you can just fit into your skinny jeans? But your too lazy too throw on your trainers and hit the road!

Well let me introduce you to WIDKINS. This revolutionary diet plan has instant results! Overnight you will find your appetite drops and your desire to gorge yourself will disappear. Leaving you slimmer and trimmer.

There is no complicated system to follow, No weekly weigh ins to embarrass you into comfort eating.
Now here is the best bit no need to EXERCISE.

Millions Of women have already achieved amazing results just by following this 1 step plan. Don't take my word for it read what others have to say.

Louise Lonely from London said "Within 11 weeks I lost 2 stone. And people were looking at me in different way"

Wendy Widder from New York Says "My life changed over night the weight loss was so dramatic"

Greta Grief from the Netherlands says “My appetite just vanished, and the pounds practically melted away"

You too can shed all that excess weight that has been holding you back in just one step!

YES THESE AMAZING RESULTS REALLY CAN BE ACHIVED BY DOING JUST ONE THING.

*Disclaimer....Actual results may vary.... Side effects include...Insomnia, lack of control, depression, mood swings, friends disappearing from your life, guilt, inability to do the simplest of tasks, confusion, memory loss, LOSS OF SPOUSE!!!



Well who wants a copy?

Here have mine.